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Hey, everyone! It’s me, your attention-loving and tail-wagging JournoDog!

You may remember my call of duty is to sniff out the news and unbury scoops (of food), digging up leads as much as my leash and doggo journo-training will allow.

Elections season is here. And if you don’t like any of the hoomans on the ballots, here’s another pet party option for youz all!

VOTES FOR ME!

Das right, frendez. JournoDog can be your write-in canine for 2024.

Dis is what I stands for.

  • Respectfoo roofs and tail-wags of hopez & happz
  • Higher minimum wage nuggies
  • Dog leash mandates in all communities, for the sake of public health and pet safety
  • Lower treat taxes
  • 1 more day of paid playtime off (PPTO) each week
  • Affordable pet care for all
  • Encourage loving pet rescues over euthanasia
  • Protect personal choice for fixing, spaying, declawing, and breeding decisions within each pet family as they need
  • All pets are welcomed no matter your breed or color or butt-sniffing habits; and you’re still part of the family and community no matter how your potty parts may be clipped or cared for
  • Guarantee guarding of backyards and pet castles from insurrections and incitement of violence 
  • Keep C-A-R +  R-I-D-E-S fun and exciting while also protecting the planet, in both EVs and combustible engines 
  • Treat Alternative facts like fleas they are. Pro-mis to sniffs out the scoops (of food) and fact-check them like you should always do to make sure what you’re consuming isn’t spoiled

Listen, frendz. We lives in a weird, conpiracy full world. Might even say it’s a dog-eat-dog, cat-eat-cat kinda place sometimes. But that’s just a turno phrase and not 4 realz. And no, frendz: Keep your coolz. Hoomans not eating doggos or kitties, neither.. Dis not the Simpsons or strango sci-fi.

Remember, too: Even if we don’t see eye to eye, you don’t have to continue on or carry forward GRRRs and GROWLS. You can be nice and just agree to disagree.

If you get a bit unhappz and feels the GRRRs and GROWLS comin’ on, maybe just get little time out and then come back to the person they were exchanging words with and have a “shake.” And a nose nudge of peace.

Even those crazy hoomans who chant for “dump trucks and vans” but don’t like “hairy walls,” you can gives them kisses and tails wags, too.

No matts how da voting goes, I ‘cited to see you ‘gain.

Until the next time, whenever the news beckons like a barking dog you can’t help but pay attention to, #JournoDog out.

As always, remember: Love your pets. Read a newspaper. Support local journalism. Be kind to each other no matter your pet politics. And try to smile and find a little happiness for your heart every day.

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