Stop everything and sniff the air, fellow pups. JournoDog here with some major tail-wagging news updates!
My hooman sources tell me that the Artemis II mission just finished its big zoomie around that Glowing Ball in the Sky (Moon, as I’m told).
Apparently, the four two-legged hooman explorers spent a bunch of days in a tiny metal crate just to look at this giant sky ball.
I don’t get it; my nose tells me there isn’t a single squirrel, fire hydrant or Evil Box Deliverer up there to bark at, so why bother?!
They just plopped right into the Pacific water bowl out West like a bunch of black labs chasing a floating toy. It was a massive splashdown, in what my sources say is like the world’s biggest, saltiest bath.
Now they’re safe on a giant boat, but I’m not sure if it’s like the ones I see in our CAR RIDES nearby or the ones my Ma sells (inside joke).
While I’m glad they’re home for hooman belly rubs, I’m still confused why they didn’t bring back any space-sticks or Moon cheese.
High paws to the crew for a paw-some mission. Next time, maybe NASA will consider sending a Golden Retriever to actually find something useful!
JournoDog, out.
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