Investigative developments have taken a bizarre turn here at the lakefront. As a Journodog devoted to sniffing out scoops and tail-wagging for truth, I am here on scene.
I am currently reporting from a stationary position, having been tethered for safety to the large metal gas grill.
While I am a top-tier canine correspondent, apparently Ma and Dad worry I might try to join the aquatic reporting team in the high water or.. “boiling stew tub.”
In a move that defies all doggo logic, Ma and Dad have climbed into a giant bucket filled with bubbling, steaming water.
From my vantage point on the deck, it appears they are voluntarily trying to sauté themselves.
During daytime and ‘gain in nighttime, I watched as steam rose into the air. It looks remarkably like the stovetop process used to make my favorite hooman meals.
Are they turning themselves into “hooman stew”?
Also, if Ma and Dad simmer long enough, will they start to taste like chmkn???
JournoDog no knows.
May need to conduct a thorough lick-test once they are out of bubbling pot to confirm my hypothesis.
Am watching with safety in mind. Not sure how, but if I need to I’ll detach from this leash and plunge into hot water to save my Ma and Dad. In meantime, I’ll monitor the situation from here.
JournoDog, out. Until the news beckons or a lake ducky bark for attention.
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