Hey, everyone! It’s me, your attention-loving, tail-wagging, field reporter JournoDog. My curious nose has been extra sniffy lately because the hoomans have been talking about something called "The Olympics." This involves a lot of running and jumping. The goal is trying to win gold. I assume this is a type of very shiny, high-end treat. … Continue reading JournoDog and the Winter Barklympic Games
JournoDog’s Arctic Updates: Chasing Shadow-Chasers
Hey, all. JournoDog here. Have a very important update from my yard, even though I forgot why I ran out here. Oh, wait… It’s Phyllis! That potato-shaped furball is back searching for shadows in the white floof. I’ve definitely been through this before. Feels like I chased her into that same hole yesterday, or maybe … Continue reading JournoDog’s Arctic Updates: Chasing Shadow-Chasers
JournoDog Special Report
A journo dog-fluencer reflects on societal chaos and ICE cold winter weather, urging hoomans to revisit training for calm, kind, non-aggressive behavior.
JournoDog Reports: Paw-stopping cold weather
Hey there, fellow canines and hoomans who serve us! It's your favorite four-legged field reporter, JournoDog. Today, I’m here with cautionary tail-wags and an urgent pupdate on the not-so-paw-some ruff weather O-U-T-S-I-D-E. My hoomans keep talking about "negs windchills,” “Arctic freezes,” and “Poolar Vertexies” as cold as -25°. Not sure what that all means, but … Continue reading JournoDog Reports: Paw-stopping cold weather
JournoDog Reports: Genius Dog Ears
Hey, Interwebz frendz! It’s me, your friendly, lovable tail-wagging JournoDog. Look, I know Ma and Dad think they’re being sneaky. They do that thing where they lower their voices or look at each other with those "knowing" eyes. But what they don't realize is that while I’m lying on the floor or comfy chair with … Continue reading JournoDog Reports: Genius Dog Ears
The Upside Down Before A New Ball Drop
Hey, everyone! It’s me, your favorite four-legged news hound, sniffing out the final scoops of the year! My curious nose has been extra twitchy lately because the hoomans are acting all sorts of “paws-itive” and "excited-y." They keep talking about something called a "New Year," which sounds to me like a fresh bag of treats … Continue reading The Upside Down Before A New Ball Drop
Journodog’s Mallard Christmas Miracle
Happy holiday tail wags and festive snuffs, everyone! Tis’ da season! JournoDog is sniffing da seasonal scenes, and digging up gift treats (and stray holiday headbands) wherever they may be. Christmas morning was... an adventure. First, there was a security breach in tactical visibility. Ma and Dad once again placed the Giant Sparkling Cone of … Continue reading Journodog’s Mallard Christmas Miracle
The Great Holiday Headband Snacks
Any good JournoDog is always on alert, sniffing out the sniffs and digging up scoops to chew on. Even during the holidays. For this JournoDog recently, it started with the silence. You’d think with all these sparkly lights and the giant tree inside the house (which I am still not allowed to pee on), there … Continue reading The Great Holiday Headband Snacks
The Watchdog Report: JournoDog on Guard
Hey, everyone! It’s me, your attention-loving and tail-wagging JournoDog! Aside from sniffing out the sniffs and digging up scoops (of food and treats), another important task of any JournoDog is protecting my editorial space from false news, misinformation, and lies. That might include evil disinfo doers and bringers of danger. Some of these hoomans wear … Continue reading The Watchdog Report: JournoDog on Guard
My doggo thanks
WOOF! Hi, friends! It's me, your favorite four-legged JournoDog. Today, I have a very important update: I am so, so, so thankful. Seriously, if you could measure my thankfulness in tail wags, I'd cause a windstorm! As we all prep for stray slices of turkey, fluff-atoes, biscuit crumbs, or pup-kin pie pieces, here’s my good … Continue reading My doggo thanks